Britain's got talent......

Yes, there's no doubt about it, Britain's certainly got talent. Although the weird Scottish one with the bushy eyebrows is probably bottom of voters Gallup polls at the moment with the European and local council elections looming this week we're all expecting a massive backlash after the MP's expenses row. In fact Labour are trailing the polls at an all time low.

We have all seen the undoubted talent of David Cameron to jump on a bandwagon and its only surprising he hasn't done it whilst juggling flaming batons and silmultanously riding his eco-friendly unicycle.

Nick Clegg has got his tuppence worth in as well but hasn't mentioned his talent for bedding young women in his liberal student daze and adding notches to his bed post.

Of course the minor parties have also got in on the act with their pathetic Party Political broadcasts filmed on a flip video in some dark corner of a dodgy housing estate, with crumpled crosses of St George fluttering in the barbeque smoke.

However, its never over untill the fat lady sings and with house prices showing some positive signs, shares on the up, inventories at an all time low and the price of oil creeping up once more we might avoid the shrill tones of the wee Scottish lassie until after the next General Election.