Wednesday, March 11, 2009

10 reasons you should be a project manager..........

1) You schedule everything.......including your sex life.

2) You can make a cup of tea, butter toast & put your tie on simultaneously (female project managers can do even more!)

3) Your thoughts are constantly 6 months in the future.

4) You can claim credibility for the actions of your team members with a totally clear conscience.

5) Your partner doesn't understand what the hell you're talking about.

6) People ask you what a Project Manager does and you struggle to answer.

7) If a project goes really, really well everyone wonders why.

8) You know what its like to be the sh*t in the sandwich.

9) Your a jack of all trades and master of none.

10) You're so thick skinned you could be a rhinoceros.

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